72 Miles From The Sea

  Phil Lynott lost his favourite fish And searched for it wide and far oh When he found it he took it home, Now he keeps his fishy in ...

  There is a difference , you will find Between a Solicitor and a catfish For one is a scum-sucking scavenger While the other is a typ...

I went into a pet shop and said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The girl said, “certainly sir If that’s what you wish, Do you want an aquariu...

  When fish are in schools Their behaviour is sedate Except of course for the days When they take debate

  I’ve lost all of my tropical fish And it’s my neighbour I have to thank Because he plays his music so loud It caused a tsunami in my...

  What would a fish say? If it swam into a concrete wall? Well, it would probably say “dam” If it said anything at all

  Two fish were in a tank And one said after pondering “This is a really nice tank But how do we drive the thing?”

  What do you call a fish with no eyes? Have a guess You call a fish with no eyes A fsh

  Phil Lynott lost his favourite fish And searched for it wide and far oh When he found it he took it home, Now he keeps his fishy in ...