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Showing posts with label car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label car. Show all posts
Sunday, 16 February 2025

SPAGETTI MOTHER

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  I told my mum That I made a car Out of Spaghetti It wasn’t until I drove pasta That she believed me

YESTERDAY I WAS WASHING THE CAR

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  Yesterday I was washing The car with my son And he asked why I couldn’t just use a sponge
Friday, 3 March 2023

NOW I KNOW I’VE REACH ROCK BOTTOM

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  Now I know I’ve reach rock bottom It must be due to my personality I just got in my car and I discovered And even the Satnav’s not t...
Sunday, 5 February 2023

ON THE JOURNEY TO WORK

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  On the journey to work I had a nightmare But I woke up before I ran Anyone down to be fair
Saturday, 5 November 2022

I ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT

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  I always wear a seat belt Even though they do constrict But I couldn't work out how To do it up and then it clicked
Sunday, 14 August 2022

WHEN I IGNORED THE SATNAV

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  When I ignored the Satnav I actually heard it scoff And when I said “I’ll go my way” It told me to sod off
Sunday, 7 August 2022

I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC

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I was stuck in traffic And cursing they delay And whatever problem That was in the way   There was an accident Bike versus van ...
Saturday, 26 February 2022

STAY, STAY, STAY

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  Conscious of the danger to an animal Being left inside a parked car A woman opened the car window So, her puppy could get some air ...
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