72 Miles From The Sea

  I told my mum That I made a car Out of Spaghetti It wasn’t until I drove pasta That she believed me

  Yesterday I was washing The car with my son And he asked why I couldn’t just use a sponge

  Now I know I’ve reach rock bottom It must be due to my personality I just got in my car and I discovered And even the Satnav’s not t...

  On the journey to work I had a nightmare But I woke up before I ran Anyone down to be fair

  I always wear a seat belt Even though they do constrict But I couldn't work out how To do it up and then it clicked

  When I ignored the Satnav I actually heard it scoff And when I said “I’ll go my way” It told me to sod off

I was stuck in traffic And cursing they delay And whatever problem That was in the way   There was an accident Bike versus van ...

  Conscious of the danger to an animal Being left inside a parked car A woman opened the car window So, her puppy could get some air ...