72 Miles From The Sea

  Some youths are breaking into cars, They are reprehensible little devils, And they do it in multi-story car parks Which is wrong on ...

Some youngsters are breaking into cars, They are proper little devils, They do it in multi-story car parks And that’s wrong on so many...

  The young beautiful people Think they are acts of nature, But the beautiful old people Know they’re works of art for sure

  They lack Common sense Their failing is immense But in their defence It’s the addled essence Of their adolescence

  In the morning My dad used to Throwback the curtains And loudly say “Wakey, wakey Rise and shine” Well as a teenager “Rise” ...

  When I was a babe Milk was my tipple Either from a bottle Or from mummy’s nipple   When I was a boy Soda was the tops Delici...

  When I was a baby I drank milk From bottle or breast   As boy I drank Fizzy pop Limeade was the best   When I reached manh...

  When I was still but a boy I went to visit a house of joy And although I had to pay I would honestly have to say That for a coming...

  The stress of being a teenager Do you remember? Especially the instant arousals Of the little member The slightest thought Of a ...

  Whether Right or wrong Or for good or bad They all do it, Girl and boy Or laddette and lad Lads swear like troupers Loud and louti...

  Going out Saturday nights Looking for birds Looking for fights Getting ratted Getting pissed Getting groped Getting kissed ...

If success you will achieve Do not ever flatter to deceive Apply yourself with valiant effort To gain the important good report The ...

  Some youths are breaking into cars, They are reprehensible little devils, And they do it in multi-story car parks Which is wrong on ...

  Now I’ve left middle age behind me in the distance I occasionally hark back to my youth when I really was as young as I felt, to the days ...

  When you’re young you think that You have all the answers to mention However, the truth of the matter is that You don’t even know ev...

  They lack Common sense Their failing is immense But in their defence It’s the addled essence Of their adolescence

  My son’s psychologist Told me today that he has issues   “Oh I know that” I said “That’s why I give him the tissues”

  Vesuvius is what We called my sister Grace It was because of all the Eruptions on her face

  The young think to feel -                        Sophistication That all they need is -                        Intoxication But th...

We didn’t think that life Could get any better We were young Happy and content Kicking footballs Building carts Climbing trees Fishing in th...