72 Miles From The Sea

AS KIDS EVERY CHRISTMAS TIME As kids every Christmas time We would really go berserk But now I’m grown up I think It’s just a lot of ex...

WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? Where is your Christmas Spirit? Tell me are you feeling it yet? Why are you looking over there? It’s no...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS WAISTCOAT? Are you wearing a Christmas Waistcoat? Oh yes it’s a real crowd pleaser But waistcoats are all ra...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS DRESS? Are you wearing a Christmas Dress? The big red ribbon is particularly pleasant I’m itching to pull at...

ARE YOU WEARING WHITE TINSEL? Are you wearing white tinsel? Tied amidst your lustrous curls It makes you look so beautiful And more lik...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS JUMPER? Are you wearing a Christmas Jumper? Well its contents look rather bumper The flashing lights I shoul...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS SWEATER? Are you wearing a Christmas sweater? Well this season just keeps on getting better It’s not that I ...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS TIE? Are you wearing a Christmas Tie? Well my next question is why? Because it really is quite unpleasant L...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS CARDIGAN? Are you wearing a Christmas Cardigan? Please tell me you’re wearing it for a joke? What do you mea...

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS HAT? Are you wearing a Christmas Hat? Sitting so perfectly on your head A gorgeous little tit for tat White...

ARE YOU WEARING A FESTIVE SWEATER? Are you wearing a festive sweater? Well this season just keeps on getting better And you really don’t...

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 13 Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the dwelling the fragrances of Christmas Was all we w...

ARE YOU WEARING ELFIN EARS? Are you wearing elfin ears? They go with your elfin features Let’s go and play in dingerly dell With all th...

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 17 Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house Not a creature was stirring not even a louse ...

IT WAS THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY It was the office Christmas party Where I met my girl Lottie I felt really out of place Every girl th...

THE BEST CHRISTMAS ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 2 The best Christmas actor of all time Will this one isn’t actually very But she sounds like she ...

Christmas Stocking Fillers # 1 GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER Grandma got run over by a reindeer When into the roadway she strayed ...

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - FROSTY Every year without fail On Christmas Eve It would appear And we children Would squeal out A deafenin...

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - SANTA Every year without fail On Christmas Eve It would appear And we children Would squeal out A deafening...

I SAW SANTA CLAUS LAST NIGHT I saw Santa Claus last night Messing with a ho ho ho When he was kissing her Underneath the camel toe WH...