72 Miles From The Sea

  The thing that gives me anxiety Are people reading my stories But even worse than that are People not reading my stories

  The thing that gives me anxiety For the most part is not writing But the thing that gives me The most anxiety of all is writing

  A manuscript is always called an MS, After the prospective Authors submit, By the publishing house because that Is the state the rec...

  When you are writing a story About losing your virginity Please do one thing for certain And put it in the first person

  Something has happened That I don’t think is nice Because my poetic license Has been revoked, Twice

  I sit alone in a room Writing jokes for comics To earn my money But on my own I wonder If I’m the only person on the planet Who ...

  When I was in a writing team We was write a gag and get a laugh Now it’s just me and a word processor And it's hard to make the ...

He was an aspiring novelist And an uncomplicated fella Who wrote in the basement Clearly hoping for a best cellar

  If clergymen can be defrocked Can a promoter be demoted? Should writers be described? And musicians be denoted?

  I wanted to write a book about independence About people achieving their destiny A ground-breaking piece of literature Unfortunately...

  I wanted to write a book about machismo About real men achieving their destiny A ground-breaking piece of literature Unfortunately, ...

  I wanted to write a book about feminism About women achieving their destiny A ground-breaking piece of literature Unfortunately, my ...

  My Uncle has written an expose It’s a real kiss and tell About being a vet, it’s called All creatures grunt and smell

Where have all the readers gone, long time passing? Where have all the readers gone, long time ago? Where have all the readers gone? UKAutho...

  She read a poem Out loud to me On a quiet afternoon That touched me, Awakened me, Stirred my soul And my dulled senses As sh...

  I lost my thesaurus today It was after the exam I can’t find the words to describe How upset I am

Dictionaries and Lexicons Are crucial to most authors And we all wonder if there’s Another word for Thesaurus  

  He wrote Vintage Stuff Of Riotous Assembly And Indecent Exposure He liked his Porterhouse Blue In The Great Pursuit And was no B...

Where the white rabbit went Then young Alice followed And down a rabbit hole they went And both of them were swallowed

  The poet dips his quill In the inkwell of the muse The resulting flowing words Are the fruit of thought Gathered on the page In ...