72 Miles From The Sea

  What starts with an “O” And ends with “nions” And can make you cry The answer is opinions

  I have many questions And no answer in the records Such as, why isn't palindrome Spelt the same way backwards?

  I have many questions That are not my bailiwick Why isn’t there a shorter Word for monosyllabic

  I have many questions That are not my bailiwick Why is it so hard to recall How to spell mnemonic?

  Synonym describes a word That you chose to use When you can’t spell The word you wanted to use

  I'm rubbish with names I can’t help it a bit It’s a proper condition There's a name for it...

  It’s important to have a good and robust Vocabulary, varied and diverse And I have learned to my cost Had I known the difference bet...

  There is a general misunderstanding That a cuddle is the same everywhere Well allow me to clear up the muddle Anyone can indeed hug,...

  Schadenfreude is the great pleasure derived By someone, from another person's misfortune It’s ironic that the Germans have a word ...

  GLOB is an acronym Which may sound absurd But not when you have found A Good Looking Old Bird

  Life is short, a four letter word It’s quite absurd, and here’s why It’s because half of it is just an 'if And three quarters of...

  When we speak of a brother We can also speak of brethren, But although we say Mother, I have never heard said, Methren

  If the singular is this And the plural is these, Why isn’t the plural of kiss Ever referred to as kese?

  So, if it is correct that One may be “that” And multiples would be those Yet the singular cat Would in the plural Be cats and ne...

  So if it is correct that One may be “that” And multiples would be those Yet the singular hat Would in the plural Be hats and nev...

  So, if it is correct that The plural of tooth is teeth Then why isn’t the plural Of booth, beeth

  So if it is correct that The plural of foot is feet Then why is the plural of boot, Boots and not beet

  So, if it is correct that The plural of man is men Then why is the plural of pan, Pans and not pen

  So, if it is correct that The plural of goose is geese Then why isn’t the plural Of moose, meese

  So, if it is correct that The plural of mouse is mice Then why is the plural of house Houses and not hice