72 Miles From The Sea

  Women will dress up to go shopping And for doing chores and errands too Whereas Men will dress up for Weddings And funerals, but onl...

  Did you know the reason why Unattached women go to Wimbledon It’s because they were told There was a men's singles event on

  I think it’s probably a myth Regarding multitasking women Like the Loch Ness Monster or Shy retiring used car salesmen

  A woman’s favourite word When all said and done Doesn’t have to be special It just has to be the last one

  I think Google is a woman because It won't let me finish my question Or a sentence for that matter, before It starts making othe...

  One in four women in this country Are on meds for mental illness So, the rest are running around Undiagnosed more or less

  The glass ceiling has been removed For the benefit of women everywhere It’s a positive move long overdue It was difficult to clean w...

The best years of a woman's life Are the ones she feels naughty And it’s those ten special years Between thirty-nine and forty

  It was previously said By a very wise man “I don’t know Ask a woman”

  My mum went to the salon She was in there for hours But she didn’t get a face pack She was beyond their powers

  In order to do great things A woman must inspire him While simultaneously Preventing his achieving them

  When she was a young woman She was a force of nature But she is a force to be reckoned with Now she is mature

  Your temperament is no cause for alarm At the end of the day no foul no harm Being a crabby bitch is just part of your charm

  Women are not moody Not a bit of it It’s just they have days When, let’s face it They are not prepared To put up with the shit

  How is it that women can go through childbirth? With all its inherent agony Yet manage to scare themselves to death At the sight of ...

  I will never understand women How is it they can pour wax, molten Onto their naked flesh and then to boot Rip it off pulling out the...

  Applying a tattoo On a beautiful woman’s skin Is something akin To drawing a moustache On the Mona Lisa Or a Chad on the ceiling...

Women are supposedly very good at multitasking Men are not, which allegedly is our biggest crime But if women are truly capable of multi...

  When a door opens And a siren enters the room And every head turns I am that woman   When the siren slinks And you can hear a ...

  I have some information to impart Why it is that men snore When they lie on their backs Is the time they do it more It’s a simple ...