72 Miles From The Sea

  I am a connoisseur Of all types of wine Albeit self-taught And have a Radio channel About fortified wines It’s called, Talks Por...

  They have just barred me From the local Oddbins For causing checkout queues Trying to remember my pin

  When they are stepped on Their behaviour is quite benign The Grapes never say a word But they do give a little whine

  Wine boxes aren’t for the snobs But what makes them unwhackable Is unlike the odd shaped bottles All the Wine boxes are stackable

  When the wine box is empty I am one of the thorough types I rip open the cardboard To reveal the Pinots tripe’s And squeeze it dry...

  My husband and I were Visiting a vineyard We were on holiday To rekindle our passion Which due to the side effects Of his obesit...

  I am a connoisseur Of all types of wine Albeit self taught And have a Radio channel About fortified wines It’s called, Talks Por...

Try Medoc and then sip the Saint Emillion That this full-bodied wine shall smell of earth With fruity nose, supple soft and well round...