72 Miles From The Sea

  While sitting at her husband’s funeral The widow was approached by a man Asking, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No not at all” she ...

  She was an old lonely widow Who you’d only bed for a bet So, she kept filling his glass Periodically asking “Am I sexy yet?”

  Are you wearing mourning wear? I’m sorry, you are the grieving wife? I hear you’re not a very merry widow So, did you drive him to t...

A wife asked her husband “Would you marry again? If I died?" "No, I would definitely not" The husband lied   “Good. I...

  The Vicar’s sermon Frank and forthright Raised the question Of the widow’s mite   Quite unnecessary In my humble view Becaus...