72 Miles From The Sea

  A disillusioned vet wrote a book And it is a real kiss and tell About his life and times, entitled   All creatures grunt and smell

  The vet said “Your Pekinese will keep vomiting, But it’s your choice To continue to keep talking to the creature In that stupid gooe...

  My Uncle has written an expose It’s a real kiss and tell About being a vet, it’s called All creatures grunt and smell

Bimbette took her goldfish to the vet "I think it's got epilepsy" Bimbette said. The Vet took a good long look Then stood ...

  A disillusioned vet wrote a book And it is a real kiss and tell About his life and times, entitled   All creatures grunt and smell

  My Dad had to have his cat put down It was all terribly sad He didn’t find that the lethal injection Was all that bad But what the...

  In veterinary terms If a pig’s throat was sore And he lost his voice Is he a disgruntled boar?

  Bruno was a young slavering Boxer And quite an ugly looking brute While Ginger was a Yorkshire terrier And so by definition rather...

  A man takes his prize pig to see the vet and says My pig is cross-eyed can you help in some way? So, he picks the pig up and exami...