72 Miles From The Sea

  Going vegetarian They say is very wholesome My only concern Is having to eat a whole one

  My son has announced His intent to take the pledge To give up eating meat He has given to allege But I don’t know what he’ll eat ...

  Have you ever eaten vegetarian? Have you done that; do you reckon? Well, no I haven’t, but I’d like to Tell me do they taste like ch...

  Have you ever eaten vegetarian? Is that something you have done? Well, no I haven’t, but I’d like to Though I couldn’t eat a whole o...

  In the seventies Seeds and stems Were for chilling out Now I’m in my seventies Seeds and stems Are roughage

  A girl said she recognized me And was perfectly sure It was at the vegetarian club, But I'd never met herbivore

  If I discovered a new species, An animal to suit the agrarians I would have to name it Quorn To really mess with vegetarians

There is knowledge I need to know Which will put me in the box seat Such as, if vegetarians eat vegetables, What on earth do humanitar...

  I just had a vegan pastie , Which wasn’t bad at all, It wasn’t Cornish though, It was made in Quornwall

  I am a vegetarian But not because I love animals I am a vegetarian Simply because I hate vegetables

  I ate a vegan sausage roll And was pleasantly surprised Considering they don’t eat meat Vegans are very tasty guys

In an attempt to change my lifestyle I became a vegetarian, well for a while But for me it didn’t suit, and wasn’t right Because I kep...

VEGETUS # 01 Have you ever eaten vegetarian? Is that something you have done? Well no I haven’t, but I’d like to Though I couldn’t eat a who...