72 Miles From The Sea

  Roses are flowers Violets are flowers You’re allergic to flowers Ooops my bad

  Roses are red Apples are green You are a cutie And I’m really keen

  Roses are Red But slightly cliché So, I’ll just say Happy Valentine’s Day

  She was allergic to flowers I wish she had said Because I bought her roses And now she’s dead

  When someone falls in love with you And you with them it is a precious gift Making every day like Valentine’s Day Because the gift o...

  Since entering my life, a symphony plays When before was only monotone And colour now lives in every plane and facet Where once was o...

  Lover, you still do it for me, Though you are no longer a dolly chick Your qualities are plain to see You still scratch my itch and f...

    You fill my thoughts before I sleep And you’re there again when I awake I have given my heart without regret I gave it to you for ...

  Lover you still do it for me, I’m as ever under your spell Your qualities are plain to see And you still ring my bell

    Lover you still do it for me, To me you’re lamb and not mutton Your qualities are plain to see And you still push my button

  Lover you still do it for me, Though you now have a fuller figure Your qualities are plain to see And you still pull my trigger

    Lover you still do it for me, With that wiggle when you walk Your qualities are plain to see And you still pop my cork  

  Lover you still do it for me, You are still my object of desire Your qualities are plain to see And you still light my fire

  On Valentine’s Day The valentine card said to the stamp Stick with me and we'll go places! While the farmer gave his wife Hogs and k...

  On Valentine’s Day One pickle said to the other “Your love means a great dill” Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day Because they...

  On Valentine’s Day The near-sighted porcupine Fell in love with a pin cushion! And the elephant said to his girlfriend “I love you a t...

  On Valentine’s Day The bat said to his girlfriend “You're fun to hang around with” And the paper clip said to the magnet? “I find yo...

  On Valentine’s Day The valentine card said to the stamp Stick with me and we'll go places! While the farmer gave his wife Hogs and k...

  On Valentine’s Day The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream “I'm sweet on you!” While the pencil said to the paper “I dot my i's...

  “I can't be your valentine For medical reasons” said Nick “God is it serious?” he asked “No you just make me sick”