72 Miles From The Sea

  I took an evening class in Bush Craft But they used some peculiar things For example a sharp blade, a mirror Some wax and assorted s...

  Don’t talk to me about Fifty shades of grey I’m at the care home Vagazaling grannies everyday

  Vagazzling is a really bizarre Thing to do to your bits, ok Because the only men that Find it attractive will be gay

  Not pampered or preened Nor sculptured or shaped Not tidied or groomed Nor shaven or scraped For neat and manicured Well, nothin...