72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing a black body stocking? No I can assure you my tone is not mocking And though the view may be thought shocking It wil...

  I have many questions That are not in my own environ What’s underwear called if its The only thing that you have on

  Are you wearing a control body? It’s shaped you very well clearly But what I want to know is What shape are you really?

  Are you wearing nylon pants? There can be no other explanation Because every time you get aroused It affects the TV reception

  Are you wearing worn out drawers? Well, I think it’s something certain You may put on a very good show But your riches have gone for...

  “How long have you been wearing tights?” I asked him as we got changed for cricket He smiled at me ruefully and then replied “Since ...

  Roses are Violet Violets are Lilac Lilacs are Roses And she wants then back

  Are you wearing a union suit? Well not exactly a source of phwors It’s just an un-sexy combination Of a vest and long drawers But ...

  Are you wearing a garter belt? That would make my resistance melt You’ll be a sight to enhance and bolster Wearing a dirty gunslinge...