72 Miles From The Sea

When the police pulled me over The reason wasn’t exactly clear It could have been the speeding That caused the police to appear Or r...

  A traffic cop saw Bimbette knitting while driving And couldn’t believe his eyes at all He angrily shouted at her “Pull over, pull over...

  It seems that no matter which road I travel As soon as I turn onto it the road works begin But it’s not the road works themselves I mi...

  It seems that no matter which road I travel As soon as I turn onto it the road works begin They always get there before me with one ex...

  No matter which road I decide to travel along Road works have got there before me it seems I think it’s part of a new government initi...

  A cement mixer collided with a prison van And the incident was critical Motorists are asked to be on the lookout For sixteen hardene...

  There is to be a revolution In signage, so look out Take Exit signs for example They are on the way out