72 Miles From The Sea

  I went to a posh jeweler to buy a new time piece, And I told the geezer I wanted it really top notch In response the man in the shop s...

  If you measured my life In dog years instead Then the inevitable truth Is I’m already dead

  I ate my mum’s clock yesterday, When she finds out shell be fuming, However it was a day well spent Eating clocks is very time consu...

  There is a welcoming comfort To be felt upon entering the house And being instantly greeted By the reassuring sound Of a familiar ...

  Why did the broken clock Cross the road without pause to stop? Well it’s a no brainer really It was to get to the second hand shop

  The sun burned bright Its rays struck the sundial And cast a shadow Shown in sharp relief From the gnomon Upon the brass dial ...

  How often have you heard it said? “I am taking it one day at a time” Well, no shit Sherlock don’t we all That is after all the natur...

  I am not opposed to the clocks Going forward in the spring But it could be handled better To make it less exhausting Take the hour...

  When he’s making clocks And hunger beacons The clock man will Go back four seconds.

  Time the fickle friend, though you never wind the spring the celestial clock ticks on

  It was 1066 And that taught me a lesson Never buy a wristwatch From any random person

  Time is merely natures way Of assurance And stops everything happening At once

  I ate my mum’s clock yesterday, When she finds out she'll be fuming, However, it was a day well spent Eating clocks is very time...

A man with one good watch Always knows the time of day But a man with two watches Is never sure what time to say 

  Time itself is infinite So infinite as to be immeasurable By time itself Our own time, upon our earth A lifetime is so short A l...