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Thanksgiving Dinner
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Thanksgiving Dinner
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Wednesday, 9 August 2023
DURING THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY
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During the thanksgiving holiday From coast to coast What do you call a stuffed animal? We call it a turkey roast
THANKSGIVING DAY TURKEY
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Bimbette was preparing For Thanksgiving Day One hour per pound So the instructions say “One hundred and ten Pound’s is what I we...
ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?
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Are you wearing a turkey suit? I really love holiday pranks But you look like a total arse And for that I give thanks
Saturday, 5 August 2023
BLACK FRIDAY IS AN ODD ACTIVITY
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Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony, For people who, from the moment they open the door Will fight tooth and claw ove...
CELEBRATING BLACK FRIDAY
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I can say that this year I will be Celebrating Black Friday By completely ignoring it Which is in my traditional way
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT FLIES FASTER
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There is only one thing that flies faster Than stock off the shelves on Black Friday And that is the endless flash of white Of till ...
I THINK BLACK FRIDAY
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I think Black Friday Is an appropriate name It’s not a happy event It’s like the Hunger Games
THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING
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The day after Thanksgiving Is known as "Black Friday" Because it matches the mood Of unhappy shoppers that day
WHAT DO THE WELL FED SHOPPERS EAT
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What do the well fed shoppers eat Among the throng on Black Friday? Obviously they gorge themselves On leftovers from Thanksgiving Day...
BLACK FRIDAY WEEK
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I miss the good old days When Black Friday Was actually limited To one single Day
GIVE THANKS FOR SOMETHING
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My Great Aunts cooking was so bad When we used to eat in her parlour My Dad told us that Thanksgiving Was to commemorate Pearl Harbo...
HAPPY TURKEY DAY
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When we have Thanksgiving Dinner And were all seated at the table The first thing I do is name the Turkey And make everyone uncomforta...
ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION
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Although it has become a family tradition Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys Becaus...
MY FAMILY ALL TOLD ME TO STOP
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My family all told me to stop Telling Thanksgiving jokes, But I had to say no, as I wasn’t One of those “cold turkey” blokes
MUM WAS DETERMINED
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This year, Mum was determined, for the first time, To have the happy time the family had lacked So, when she was preparing the bird for ...
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
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The Thanksgiving Turkey Risked being stricken When he crossed the road To prove he wasn't chicken!
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