72 Miles From The Sea

  During the thanksgiving holiday From coast to coast What do you call a stuffed animal? We call it a turkey roast

  Bimbette was preparing For Thanksgiving Day One hour per pound So the instructions say “One hundred and ten Pound’s is what I we...

  Are you wearing a turkey suit? I really love holiday pranks But you look like a total arse And for that I give thanks

  Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony, For people who, from the moment they open the door Will fight tooth and claw ove...

  I can say that this year I will be Celebrating Black Friday By completely ignoring it Which is in my traditional way

  There is only one thing that flies faster Than stock off the shelves on Black Friday And that is the endless flash of white Of till ...

  I think Black Friday Is an appropriate name It’s not a happy event It’s like the Hunger Games

  The day after Thanksgiving Is known as "Black Friday" Because it matches the mood Of unhappy shoppers that day

What do the well fed shoppers eat Among the throng on Black Friday? Obviously they gorge themselves On leftovers from Thanksgiving Day...

  I miss the good old days When Black Friday Was actually limited To one single Day

  My Great Aunts cooking was so bad When we used to eat in her parlour My Dad told us that Thanksgiving Was to commemorate Pearl Harbo...

When we have Thanksgiving Dinner And were all seated at the table The first thing I do is name the Turkey And make everyone uncomforta...

  Although it has become a family tradition   Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys Becaus...

  My family all told me to stop Telling Thanksgiving jokes, But I had to say no, as I wasn’t One of those “cold turkey” blokes

This year, Mum was determined, for the first time, To have the happy time the family had lacked So, when she was preparing the bird for ...

  The Thanksgiving Turkey Risked being stricken When he crossed the road To prove he wasn't chicken!