72 Miles From The Sea

  Did you know the reason why Unattached women go to Wimbledon It’s because they were told There was a men's singles event on

  It was a glorious week in June And I wore my best ensemble But after Day three at Wimbledon I hadn’t seen a single Womble

  I fell about laughing when I saw Serena In an ironic Advertisement for Tempur As given her recent display of stress It should have b...

  Did you know the reason why Unattached women go to Wimbledon It’s because they were told There was a men's singles event on

  The first time I became aware of Nobby Stiles I was a young boy of ten and it was the world cup finals of 1966. It would probably seem o...

OWN IT SERENA It wasn’t sexist, and it wasn’t unfair Nor was it racist Serena, let’s be fair The truth is you threw a huge tantrum Beca...

A GAME OF ARRA’S Me and some friends Fancied a game of darts I said, “Nearest the bull To see who starts” Johnny went “Woof” And I we...

Fed up of missing his favourite shows on TV Young Ben wanted was his own telly “Could I have a telly in my room dad”? Reluctantly Dad said y...