72 Miles From The Sea

  My cross eyed teacher was dismissed The governors have no scruples They said it wasn’t her disability But that she couldn't cont...

  Something upset My English teacher So I said to comfort her “There, their, they’re”

I went to a lecture on tyre technology But during the lecture from hell The lecturer told a joke about a puncture Which I thought went...

Mr Onion told a joke in class He’s a bore so I don’t know why But he told it anyway and we Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

  My brother teaches Year nine history Which in itself Is a bit of a mystery As there are more Interesting years surely

  Their eyes met at the supermarket She clearly recognized him But he was drawing a blank So, a smile was exchanged between them   ...

  Joshua was asked at a Sunday school meeting “Do you say a prayer at home before eating”?  Joshua was puzzled at the query, truth to tell...

  The teacher questioned Samuel about his homework “I have just read your story entitled “my cat” And it is almost exactly the same as y...

  Joshua was caught talking to a friend during assembly “What do you call a person” asked the headmaster “Who keeps on talking when people...

  In class one day a boy named Benny Needed to go to the toilet suddenly So, he called out loudly to Miss “Please I really need to tak...

  “Ok class, today we will learn About words with multi syllables” The teacher addressed her class “Does anyone have an example?” On...

  Maria was asked by the teacher To go to the map and find America The girl walked to the map and pointed “Here it is miss, this is Am...

He had a crush on his teacher And he thought she said be mine, While she was marking his essay And what she said was B minus

  My cross eyed teacher was dismissed The governors have no scruples They said it wasn’t her disability But that she couldn't con...

  The music teacher was found guilty And put on the sex offender’s register He was giving guitar lessons and Was arrested for fingerin...

  Those who can, will certainly do Those who can’t become teachers Those who cannot teach either Must then become administrators

  When I was at school When I was just a lad What was embarrassing And made me very sad Was the day I called The history teacher d...

Reading these excuse notes written to schools You would think them maybe written by fools Teachers will view these examples with disgust...

We learned about food groups today at school Confections, vegetables, meat and protein Dairy, fruits, grains, pulses and legumes But w...

  Soppy Susie the vacuous blonde student Was sat in class trying to make the grade When the teacher asked her if she knew What the dec...