72 Miles From The Sea

Mr Onion told a joke in class He’s a bore so I don’t know why But he told it anyway and we Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

The primary school teacher asked Name something, we have today Ellie That we didn’t have ten years ago Ellie replied immediately, “Me”...

  If you want to score at school Then the person to see To fulfil all your needs Is the supply teacher obviously

  Something happened at school today Which has shaken us up a bit We had an issue with the register As two of our teachers were on it

  They just keep on talking Long after people are No longer interested So we should pity the teacher

  Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking If you have something to say, raise your hand And then place it over your mouth Yes, well done t...

  She was just my study buddy She wasn’t anything to me She just agreed to help me out With physics and chemistry   She was just m...