72 Miles From The Sea

  He had a crush on his teacher And he thought she said be mine, While she was marking his essay And what she said was B minus

  My teacher is extremely ancient But I don’t want to be thought a fool    But it is the truth as he told us He taught Shakespeare at ...

  The music teacher was found guilty And put on the sex offenders register He was giving guitar lessons and Was arrested for fingering...

  “Give me a sentence starting with “I”“ The teacher asked young Annette “I is...” she began but teacher interrupted “No, always say, ...

  A teacher held a spelling bee and asked “Kyle, how do you spell “crocodile?”“ “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” he said “No, that's not the wa...

  I upset my English teacher So, I tried to comfort her And said There, Their, They’re

Mr Onion told a joke in class He’s a bore so I don’t know why But he told it anyway and we Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

  My cross-eyed teacher was sacked The governors have no scruples They said it wasn’t her disability But that she couldn't control...

  She was just my study buddy She wasn’t anything to me She just agreed to help me out With physics and chemistry   She was just m...

  Joshua was asked at a Sunday school meeting “Do you say a prayer at home before eating”?  Joshua was puzzled at the query, truth to tell...

  The teacher questioned Samuel about his homework “I have just read your story entitled “my cat” And it is almost exactly the same as y...

  Joshua was caught talking to a friend during assembly “What do you call a person” asked the headmaster “Who keeps on talking when people...

  In class one day a boy named Benny Needed to go to the toilet suddenly So, he called out loudly to Miss “Please I really need to tak...

  “Ok class, today we will learn About words with multi syllables” The teacher addressed her class “Does anyone have an example?” On...

  “What is the chemical formula for water?” The science teacher said to young Joe Joe confidently stood up and replied H, I, J, K, L, ...

  Little Maya was talking to her teacher About Jonah and the Whale Her teacher said it was physically impossible and it was just a tale L...

  The school had been photographed All of the children and all the staff The proofs had come back promptly And the teacher’s task was ...

  At the end of the day The teacher announces “There is a test tomorrow I will accept few excuses” “Only a nuclear war, Death or a...

My teacher is extremely ancient But I don’t want to be thought a fool    But it is the truth as he told us He taught Shakespeare at hi...

  My cross eyed teacher was dismissed The governors have no scruples They said it wasn’t her disability But that she couldn't cont...