72 Miles From The Sea

  Into a tattooist’s you slink As you’re on the brink However take a moment to think Before you Ink

  Popular culture is very influential And I think it’s brilliant, in my view How the Chinese made a language Entirely out of pretentio...

  My wife wanted breast augmentation Because she was completely flat And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo So, we negotiated, kind of,...

  Are you wearing a stick-on tattoo? Is that really the best you could do? What? You were too scared to get proper ink? What will the ...

Roses are red Apples are fruity Show us your tatt I bet it’s a beauty.

  If you’re considering a Tatt I suggest you think about that Realise what it is you’re looking at And let me tip you the wink Just ...

  Are you wearing a tattoo? It’s very appropriate for you But the meaning might not please As it says, “fat bloke” in Chinese

  Don’t get your hip tattooed Because at the risk of being rude It doesn’t look cool or chic And it’ll make you look cheap   D...

  My wife wanted breast augmentation Because she was completely flat And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo So we negotiated, kind of, ...

  Popular culture is very influential And I think it’s brilliant, in my view How the Chinese made a language Entirely out of pretentio...

  Celebs with ideograms Tattooed into flesh When quizzed About their meanings “It’s the symbol for” They claim “Serenity”, “Harm...