72 Miles From The Sea

  Great Britain were invited To the Belgium town of Mons For the sun tanning Olympics And the whole team got Bronze

  My sister has a tanning salon It is hers and her husband John’s And at the national tanning awards Their establishment won bronze

  Before   Well, you look a little sallow Right down to the marrow What you need is a drop of sun In a bottle I have the very one ...

  It is possible to have Too much of a good thing I feel I should say, though I’m not sure where to begin It involves the colour ora...