72 Miles From The Sea

I phoned the swine flu hotline When my chest started rattling Because that was the advice But all I got was crackling  

  If you get an email or two About catching Swine Flu From tinned cooked ham Delete them as its Spam

  Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies A Pocket full of Posies “Pig flu! Pig flu!” We all take a sickie!

  I don’t want Swine flu So, no more pork for me I don’t want Bird flu So, no chicken fricassee I don’t want mad cow disease So, n...

  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...

  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...

  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...

  I am suffering from gammon flu It’s not particularly nasty I was suffering from swine flu But then they cured me

  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases T...

  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...

  The UK swine flu cases Have now reach sixty-two But the shocking news That’s being kept from you Is of the 35 million Confirmed ...

  I don’t think I have swine flu As I haven’t been to Mexico But I don’t feel well at all I feel like crap if you must know I though...

  I don’t think I have swine flu As I haven’t been to Mexico But I don’t feel well at all I feel like crap if you must know I though...