72 Miles From The Sea

  There is knowledge I need to know I used to know but I since forgot If a synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest of the team drown o...

  A man wanted to go swimming With sharks when the flags flew red Of course you can do it at a price But it could cost an arm and a le...

  Are you wearing a knitted swimsuit? Well, I know there’s a recession on But I’m afraid knitted swimwear Isn’t at all the right thing...

  I was hanging out by the pool When I was on holiday in Spain But someone kindly let me know So, I tucked it back in again

  I was almost drowned Just a few miles from shore And my life passed before my eyes God it was a total bore

  He was a serious swimmer And was in the pool constantly But his progress was halted In his lane, by an elderly lady “How long must...

  My prospective father in law Finally fell in love with me At the precise moment He found out I had a BSC    Why he was so excite...

Due to a water shortage in Woking The Council has issued an edict And the swimming pools response Is to close lanes four, five and six...

  I got caught taking a piss In the local swimming pool The lifeguard shouted so loud, I nearly fell in. the bloody fool

I don’t like swimming in the sea I don’t care what you say it’s not for me It’s not that I’m scared of sharks or eels Or that I don’t ...

  Exercise is a good thing Pushing your body physically It can take many forms I like cycling particularly I like golf and swimming ...

When Bimbette the model Was still at school She lost in a race in the swimming pool It was the breast stroke race she came last in Because h...

  When I was growing up in the sixties we lived in North London and one of the things I really loved to do was to go swimming and we were qu...

  I rang up my local swimming baths Asking 'Is that the local swimming baths?' The reply he received was quite rum 'It dep...

  I got caught taking a piss In the local swimming pool The lifeguard shouted so loud, I nearly fell in. the bloody fool

  When I was growing up in the sixties we lived in North London and one of the things I really loved to do was to go swimming. We were qui...

When I was growing up in the sixties we lived in North London and one of the things I really loved to do was to go swimming. We were quite...