72 Miles From The Sea

  Eight out of ten inner city males Have had sex in the shower, they admit However, the other twenty percent It would seem haven't...

  I find surveys quite surprising This result even surprised my cousin Twelve out of thirteen people Have never heard of a baker’s doz...

  To find our favourite car A survey has been done And women have declared That it is a red one

  A young lady I met in the street Asked of me “Sir, do you tweet”? I answered, “No, of course not But I have to say I do trump a lot....

  The experts tell us, Which makes me a little uneasy We are what we eat So, I’m fast cheap and easy

Four out of five of us I’m afraid Simply hate to be Surveyed

  Another survey released today Why they bother I fail to see Saying that men prefer sex it seems On days beginning with the letter t ...