72 Miles From The Sea

  People who build flat pack furniture Are Superheroes, that’s for certain sure Well, thats my opinion, albeit humble Things are built...

Are you wearing a cape? A superhero’s shoulder drape But you’re not a caped crusader You’re a substitute teacher

  I made an error, for which There was a deal of stricture On reflection I should not Have asked Thor to hang a picture

  Oh how they all cruelly scoffed When I said that I would one day Learn the secret of invisibility If they could only see me now, eh

  When I was still a little kid I thought my grandad was a hero Because he was Lollipop man And I thought that was a superhero

  Superheroes come In all shapes and forms Which is fair enough But what kind of hero Is Iron Man, Ironing isn’t even tough