72 Miles From The Sea

  I spotted a chemistry student Entering the toilets the other day He washed his hands on the way in Which is always a dead giveaway

“It’s only right that the state should pay” “It’s society that benefits” you will hear them say The overburdened taxpayer has other idea...

  I feel as a conservative voter I must apologize to the young Particularly those of the middle class Whose university worries have re...

  Most of them missed an episode of countdown Some left home halfway through cash in the attic What could have stirred them from their a...

  Students should be applauded We should stand and raise our glasses To applaud the lazy, pretentious, self-absorbed wasters For getti...

  At the end of the day The teacher announces “There is a test tomorrow I will accept few excuses” “Only a nuclear war, Death or a...

  I spotted a chemistry student Entering the toilets, the other day He washed his hands on the way in Which is always a dead giveaway

  I took a “year out” before going to Uni And I got a job before you start to sneer I got a job on the London Underground And I call i...

  When you live on your own You let your standards drop You can even turn into a slob When you start you cannot stop   But it’s ...

STUDENT PROTESTS # 1 Students should be applauded We should stand and raise our glasses To applaud the lazy, pretentious, self-absorbed wast...