72 Miles From The Sea

  What cheese do they serve In the Star Wars cafeteria Or in a galaxy far far away? The answer is Boba Feta

  In Star Wars some droids are Self-centered, like C-3PO Everything is me, me, me, He should be named C-mePO

  Star Wars Movies were made Out of sequence, because At the beginning, in charge Of film scheduling, Yoda was.

  On the Millennium Falcon When things are a bit slow With time to knock one out, Which is called a hand solo

  Han Solo and Chewbacca Were not paid for a delivery So Han got straight to the point “You owe me one Kenobi”

  If the Star Wars series Was only just written Luke would be a vegan Flying the Millennial Falcon

  They are having to remake The Ewok movie As they now identify As Shewoks apparently

  Anakin Skywalker Uses electronic cigarettes So the Jedi earned the Darth Vaper epithet

  Chewbacca the Wookiee Was the victim of an attack Someone has given him An all over body wax

  Chewbacca is dead But he did not die in vain His pelt made a great tent To keep out the rain

  On their first mission together Aboard the Millennium Falcon Chewbacca made a Wookie mistake When he killed Han

  It’s may the 4th Felicitations to you Its Star Wars day May the fourth be with you

Gambling was not condoned And using the Force wasn’t done However, the Jedi Knights Had a bet regardless and Obi Wan