72 Miles From The Sea

  The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, Though they were jolly, their expedition was folly And the coast...

  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  On St Patrick’s Day You know an Irish rover Has had enough to drink When they’re Dublin over

  The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day And I have always wondered why As they have three patron saints Perhaps Patrick had a better PR ...

  You can drink green beer On any St Patricks Day It counts as a vegetable And one of your five a day

  St Patrick’s Day is an excuse For girls to dress inappropriately That’s why St Patrick’s Day Is the best holiday for me

  My friend asked me What I was going to be For St Patrick’s Day I said “Drunk will do me”

  St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few Acceptable times to wear body glitter When you have a reasonable expectation Of not being mi...

  Drink green beer On St Patricks Day It will count as one Of your five a day

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  No! You don't iron four leaf clovers That something you must never do Because let’s be honest you don’t Want to go pressing your...

I got very drunk on St Patricks Day So, I took a bus home to save any fuss This may not be a big deal to most But I had never before d...

  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

Are you wearing shamrock? And Patrick is patron saint, but why? Did he drive the snakes out of Ireland? Or did he just have a great PR...

Are you wearing a shamrock? Ireland’s national emblem The young clover symbol Displayed out of patriotism  

  Are you wearing green? My pretty young Coleen And that’s everything so? Well, that’s nice to know And is an image to bewitch If ...

  She is my southern Irish bundle of fun If you want a good time girl she’s the one She drinks like a fish and dances till dawn She’ll...

  Are you wearing a shamrock? Ireland’s national emblem The young clover symbol Displayed out of patriotism

  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh