72 Miles From The Sea

  On Saint Patrick's Day, As well as celebrating The heritage and culture Of the Irish peoples Celebrations involve Public par...

  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

  Are you wearing shamrock? And Patrick is patron saint, but why? Did he drive the snakes out of Ireland? Or did he just have a great ...

  Are you wearing a shamrock? Ireland’s national emblem The young clover symbol Displayed out of patriotism

  Are you wearing green? My pretty young Coleen And that’s everything so? Well that’s nice to know And is an image to bewitch If y...

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  On St Patrick’s Day You know an Irish rover Has had enough to drink When they’re Dublin over

  I got very drunk on St Patricks Day So, I took a bus home to save any fuss This may not be a big deal to most But I had never before...

  You can drink green beer On any St Patricks Day It counts as a vegetable And one of your five a day

  The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day And I have always wondered why As they have three patron saints Perhaps Patrick had a better PR ...

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  St Patrick’s Day is an excuse For girls to dress inappropriately That’s why St Patrick’s Day Is the best holiday for me

My friend asked me What I was going to be For St Patrick’s Day I said “Drunk will do me”  

St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few Acceptable times to wear body glitter When you have a reasonable expectation Of not being mist...

  Drink green beer On St Patricks Day It will count as one Of your five a day

  The feast day of Saint Patrick Is Ireland’s National Day When the Irish people Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

  The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, Though they were jolly, their expedition was folly And the coast...

  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  On St Patrick’s Day You know an Irish rover Has had enough to drink When they’re Dublin over