72 Miles From The Sea

The state is watching you, and We live in a “Big Brother” society Of clandestine electronic eavesdropping And it really bugs me

  When asked what he did for a living He replied furtively “I’m a spy” Then he added he was from Belarus And clarified “I’m a Minsk Sp...

  I just heard that the sexy girl From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore Changed her name for the film She was Fanny Aplenty before

  The Chinese don’t want visitors to know They are being spied on in Beijing That why the Chinese government Changed the city’s name f...

  When asked what he did for a living He replied furtively “I’m a spy” When told he was dressed as a butcher He added “I’m a mince Spy...

  When asked what he did for a living He replied furtively “I’m a spy” When told he was dressed as a farmer He added “I’m a shepherd S...

  Red rose carried no blush She was not an English flower Red rose was not prettily fragranced She was not sweet, but sour Red rose ...

  State sanctioned assassination Of a foreign émigré But Polonium poisoning Seems a preposterous way To assassinate anyone Whateve...