72 Miles From The Sea

  Players perform elaborate routines When goals are scored by my team They must practise them for days But I would prefer in many ways...

  Celebrate the victory With your piers Drown the woes of foes In English beer Sing loud the songs of triumph Whisper low of near ...

  Upon the chessboard The pieces move And change their futures Their course and direction And I want that I want to make a move ...

Aladdin rubbed his lamp And a Genie did appear You can have one wish But only one he made clear   “I want to live forever” Aladd...

  The difference between a tea bag And Woking Football Club Is a simple one to discover A tea bag stays longer in the cup

  My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles When they were spilt on the mat And for days he kept leaving Little messages around the flat

  Our star sprinter is not a looker But that doesn’t bother us We still cheer him to the rafters But we do call him Fastidious

  Great Britain were invited To the Belgium town of Mons For the sun tanning Olympics And the whole team got Bronze

  Did you know the reason why Unattached women go to Wimbledon It’s because they were told There was a men's singles event on

  Being an England supporter At a World Cup or Euro’s melee Is likened to over-optimistic parents Of the fat kid on sports day

  There may have been some doubt As to his allegiance to the club Denoted by replica shirt and shorts But no such doubt existed in regar...

  The transfer window is open Which is very exciting for fans like me Especially when I’ve just heard Foghorn Leghorn has signed for K...