72 Miles From The Sea

  There is something about my girlfriend, Which you’ll notice when you meet her, She comes from Spain and only has A single tooth in h...

  While we were in Spain I bought a Rolex from an Algerian Which turned out to be a fake I’ll never see those 10 Euros again

  When we were in Spain there Were a lot of foreigners there  And they all spoke Spanish Which I don’t think is fair

  I was hanging out by the pool When I was on holiday in Spain But someone kindly let me know So, I tucked it back in again

  We went to Spain on Holiday But we didn’t like it a bit The local supermarket Didn’t even sell a proper biscuit

  We went on holiday to Spain But the shopkeepers couldn’t be lazier The shops closed in the afternoon I ran out of fags during the Si...

  We went on holiday to Spain The taxi drivers were a nightmare All of them were Spanish Now how can that be fair?

  There was a Ship sailed away to Spain All the way there it was lashed with rain And when they arrived at last in Spain Where the rai...

  There is something about my girlfriend, Which you’ll notice when you meet her, She comes from Spain and only has A single tooth in h...