72 Miles From The Sea

  We’re getting a new stadium Though it’s not my cup of tea There is much to discuss It’s a bit too tent like for me And I’m not a...

  There may have been some doubt As to his allegiance to the club Denoted by replica shirt and shorts But no such doubt existed in regard...

  Are you wearing a tired expression? There is also a hint of depression I recognize that look on a man You’re a Manchester United fan

  Anyone who actually believes That cheats never prosper Have never seen defenders Preparing to defend a corner

Aladdin rubbed his lamp And a Genie did appear You can have one wish But only one he made clear   “I want to live forever” Aladd...

  The difference between a tea bag And Woking Football Club Is a simple one to discover A tea bag stays longer in the cup

  Being an England supporter At a World Cup or Euro’s melee Is likened to over-optimistic parents Of the fat kid on sports day

  There may have been some doubt As to his allegiance to the club Denoted by replica shirt and shorts But no such doubt existed in regar...

CALLOUS UNITED – BLANCHFLOWER AND BERRY Manchester United’s Callous attitude So cold and harsh Towards the survivors Beggared belief ...

WE HAVE A GREAT WELSH INTERNATIONAL We have a great Welsh international Known affectionately as Griff Well when I say he’s Welsh His pa...