72 Miles From The Sea

After fifty years of smoking And being a whisky connoisseur Life has taken its toll on me And I’m called the Hoarse Whisperer

  The smoking of electronic cigarettes Should only be done if you are a robot And even then it should only happen When it has just had...

  Coughs and sneezes Spread diseases Colds and flu And nasty wheezes So, protect against Coughs and sneezes There is one thing ...

  Smoking isn’t bad for you Not in my personal view And what I based that on Was that it cured my bacon

  In green leathered comfort I sat in a Chesterfield In an atmosphere That totally appealed Among my piers In silent appreciation ...

  Smoking kills Of that there is no doubt Especially if my wife Were to find out

  How can they say smoking is bad for you? It’s a lot of old tosh in my personal view All my family smoked since they were nippers And...

  The three best things in life Not including laughter Are definitely a drink before And a cigarette after

  My doctor told me to do something That leaves me breathless So I’ve started smoking again Now I’m breathless and stressless

  I have been a non-smoker for the best part of four years now and I smoked for the previous thirty-two. I gave up smoking because I decid...

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  Members of Smokers anonymous Will sniff at the clothes of fellows For any scent of cigarette smoke And their breath for a hint of po...

  A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section Due largely to any one of the following eventualities The cigarette smoke alwa...

  I don’t smoke any longer Of long life I'm fonder Will it help I wonder To make me any stronger And make me live longer Or ju...

What wonderful news not only has the British Government finally made a decision on something, but they have made a good one. They are fina...

  I have been a non-smoker for the best part of four years now and I smoked for the previous thirty-two. I gave up smoking because I decid...

  Governments and big corporations Pollute our water for drinking Fill our food with chemicals And pollute the very air we’re breathin...

Having a smoking section in a restaurant Is so un-cool It’s like having a peeing section In a swimming pool