72 Miles From The Sea

  Sights, sounds, smells, taste, and touch It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise When all of a sudden memory of my sist...

  Sights, sounds, smells, taste, and touch It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise When all of a sudden memory of my sist...

  My brother Johnny is gay Of that there is no doubt Regrettably he’s in the closet And isn’t going to come out But he’s not just in...

  My brothers spend all of their time Floating out at sea on aquatic toys They float from dawn until dusk But I suppose boys will be b...

  My brother is a pessimist With all his nay-saying And a glass half full guy With his catastrophising

When I got home from work My brother came into view He was laying on the doorstep But hey that’s Matt for you 

When we were kids in the autumn My brother would hide from view Beneath a pile of fresh fallen leaves But hey that was Russell for you...

  My sister Ellen Married beneath her But then she is Six feet tall to be fare

  John is a very unlucky lover Unlike James, his twin brother As John always misses the kisses While James kisses the misses

  My brother and I are chalk and cheese As hard as I try we just don’t fit i.e. when he’s drunk and sees a street sign He has an urge to ...

  My younger sister has some habits That expose her to certain dangers One of which is her innate ability To annoy complete strangers

  I was raised as an only child By my father and mother Which really pissed off My sister and my brother

  Vesuvius is what We called my sister Grace It was because of all the Eruptions on her face

  Sights, sounds, smells, taste and touch It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise When all of a sudden memories of my Bro...

  My sister is very thin In fact, she’s a stick insect Straight up and down Viewed from any aspect If she didn’t wear glasses Befo...

  My brother, who is a BS talker, Claims to have a stalker My wife said it was difficult to see As his trouser were too baggy

  My brother swallowed my torch But I wasn’t too upset though Because his little face lit up And his eyes were all aglow