72 Miles From The Sea

  If you are a lover of puns Then on shrove Tuesday There is only one conclusion And that that its pun-cake day

  Is it Pancake Day Already? Oh dear It’s really crêped up On me this year

  The origins of Fat Tuesday Are Anglican and Catholic But in our town Fat Tuesday Is an overweight biker chic

  There is a very distinct difference Between Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday The former is an all-night party and You wake up with the lat...

  For the world at large Shrove Tuesday Precedes Ash Wednesday For my unfortunate family stove Tuesday Precedes trash Wednesday

  I thought I would try tossing a pancake Well, that turned out to be a big mistake The first three didn’t leave the pan at all The ne...

  Tossing the pancake How hard could it be? Well quite difficult Which surprised me What an awful mess After the first three I g...

  Tossing a pancake I can do that Just get a fry pan Heat up the fat Mix up the batter As easy as that One on the ceiling One ...

SHROVETIDE Shrovetide begins on Egg Saturday Heralding the coming of lent And deciding what to give up Is normally the way it is spent ...

SHROVE TUESDAY Since before the Christian era Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day Was celebrated far and wide And was originally a pagan holi...

I LIKE TO TRY TOSSING THE PANCAKES I like to try tossing the pancakes But my inadequacy’s its revealing And the results of my failed eff...