72 Miles From The Sea

Are you wearing Sensible Footwear? They are a kind of stout boot And with your skinny legs I think you look rather cute

  Are you wearing Converse? Footwear for casual strolls You know when I was a boy They were called plimsolls

  I used to work in a plant Specialising in shoe-recycling And I hated every minute It was utterly sole-destroying

There was once a Dutchman Who made inflatable togs It was only a short career As he popped his clogs    

My latest girlfriend Wears an elevated shoe Just on one foot though But that’s Eileen for you 

  Are you wearing seven-inch heels? As you’re tottering down the street But don’t you feel silly standing Six foot two in your stockin...

  You have thirty pairs Of shoes, more or less And standing in the room In obvious distress Won’t make me choose No matter how muc...