72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing tarty garb? Well, I will say this for a start You might well get picked up But no one wants to date a tart

  Are you wearing slutty garb? And are you trying to talk smut Well, I admire your endeavour, but You’re wearing too much for a slut

  Are you wearing sexual garb? Well, I can only offer you this barb Wearing a codpiece and a condom Is not going to turn anyone on

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