72 Miles From The Sea

  The couple were kissing on the couch “Shall we take it upstairs?” he said, “That’s a great idea babe” she replied “Grab the other en...

  My wife told me over breakfast That sex was better on holiday It took me completely by surprise As the postcard only arrived that da...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet St Mary, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to n...

  Now I’ve left middle age behind me in the distance I occasionally hark back to my youth when I really was as young as I felt, to the days ...

  It was a beautiful June evening when Ian Livesey was sat by the river in the beer garden of the Mulberry Tree in the village of Brocklingt...

  In the southern town of Abbottsford, the biggest in Downshire, the administrative capital, seat of the Downshire government is the locatio...

  The town of Shallowfield sat on the southern edge of the Finchbottom Vale and it had always relied largely upon forestry and agriculture f...

  Wayne Evans was up before the Beak at the Magistrates Court in the southern town of Abbottsford facing public order charges following a ro...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to ...

  It was 1.30pm when Gary woke up and decided to take himself into the bathroom and have a shower and he had just finished drying off when t...

  The wedding, on Saturday, was a fairy tale affair at St Giles’ Church and every woman present was jealous to the core and such was Kaylyn ...

  Christina Smith lived in the idyllic village of Mornington-By-Mere, situated in the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and was very happy, and reg...

  Christina Smith lived in the idyllic village of Mornington-By-Mere, situated in the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and was very happy, and reg...

He fancied a change so asked his trophy girlfriend “What about swinging do you fancy that?" At the party he threw his keys in a bowl, ...

  Let me tell you about my Aunty Grace She was found, to her utter disgrace, In a state of undress in a public place, Unashamedly sitting...

  Whenever I have any spare cash I give it all to Charity She appeals to me everynight On pay per view TV

  “I’ll say my prayers like mummy does” He said and soon left his Gran was agog “Oh God, oh God, oh please don’t stop Oh God, oh Jesus...

  I was happily sat contemplating , When a crab scuttled into view So, I determined the time had come To buy some more special shampoo