72 Miles From The Sea

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Showing posts with label Sex Worker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex Worker. Show all posts
Sunday, 4 June 2023

LAST NIGHT I ASKED A SEX WORKER

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  Last night I asked a sex worker “What do you charge for a handy?” She replied “Roughly 50 quid” I winced and replied “And gently?”
Sunday, 16 April 2023

SAILORS FIGHTING IN A DANCE HALL

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  Two sailors where fighting Over a prostitute on the dance floor They both had one arm each In a bizarre game of Tug-of-whore
Monday, 28 March 2022

STEALING AN EMBRACE

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  If you have sex with a prostitute And leave without paying Is there a specific law in statute? Or is it just like shoplifting
Saturday, 26 March 2022

COMING OF AGE

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  When I was still but a boy I went to visit a house of joy And although I had to pay I would honestly have to say That for a coming...
Monday, 14 March 2022

SOLICITING

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  A lady of the night Was arrested by a cop For selling herself At a busy, truck stop   “I am not selling myself” She told her a...
Monday, 7 March 2022

FEELING A BIT GINGER

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  There is a Ginger girl I see Whom I see professionally In a strictly sexual capacity   She is a lady of the night A tart or a ho...
Wednesday, 26 January 2022

YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CAKE

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  The upstairs flat has been sublet Above our local patisserie To an attractive young woman Who wears exotic lingerie Her pursuits a...
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