72 Miles From The Sea

  Last night I asked a sex worker “What do you charge for a handy?” She replied “Roughly 50 quid” I winced and replied “And gently?”

  Two sailors where fighting Over a prostitute on the dance floor They both had one arm each In a bizarre game of Tug-of-whore

  If you have sex with a prostitute And leave without paying Is there a specific law in statute? Or is it just like shoplifting

  When I was still but a boy I went to visit a house of joy And although I had to pay I would honestly have to say That for a coming...

  A lady of the night Was arrested by a cop For selling herself At a busy, truck stop   “I am not selling myself” She told her a...

  There is a Ginger girl I see Whom I see professionally In a strictly sexual capacity   She is a lady of the night A tart or a ho...

  The upstairs flat has been sublet Above our local patisserie To an attractive young woman Who wears exotic lingerie Her pursuits a...