72 Miles From The Sea

  The sand was wet Very wet indeed And that was because The seaweed

  On the beach beneath the sun, You hear the sounds of joy And excited laughter of play From every girl and boy

  We went to the seaside And it was so grim Even the tide was reluctant To come back in

  Summer girls Glistening with suntan oils Clad in bikinis On yellow sunlit soils And how the suitor Athletically toils To catch t...

I don’t like swimming in the sea I don’t care what you say it’s not for me It’s not that I’m scared of sharks or eels Or that I don’t ...

  I went to the ice cream parlour And ordered an ice cream sundae “Hundreds & thousands?” he asked “No, I’ll just have the one for...

  I went to the ice cream parlour At one of our seaside resorts And I wanted an ice cream But, well, there were allsorts “Knickerboc...

  Days down by the sea   Far away from amusement arcades Away from the pier And noisy shopping parades Just wide empty beaches The...

  I love it at the seaside out of season When the bathers are not there The beaches are no longer sun kissed The sands are empty and b...

  I've always loved it at the seaside But I don’t like dirty postcards I don’t like kiss me quick hats Or ice creams on the promenade...

  My brothers spend all of their time Floating out at sea on aquatic toys They float from dawn until dusk But I suppose boys will be b...

The sand was wet Very wet indeed And that was because The seaweed    

ICE CREAM PARLOUR # 01 I went to the ice cream parlour At one of our seaside resorts And I wanted an ice cream But, well, there were allsort...

I've always loved it at the seaside But I don’t like dirty postcards I don’t like kiss me quick hats Or ice creams on the promenades I d...

I love it at the seaside out of season When the bathers are not there The beaches are no longer sun kissed The sands are empty and bare I lo...