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  It is perfectly clear to most of us That atoms are the most conniving Deceitful and untrustworthy Because they make up everything

  A number of Chemists were taken ill And try as we might we couldn’t Helium And because we were unable to Curium The only thing we co...

  Did you hear oxygen Is going out with magnesium The first atom asked OMg said the second atom

  I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny Those are the talents, I rely upon So when asked for a good Chemistry joke I replied that all th...

  I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny Those are my only talents, so far So when I was asked if I knew Any jokes about sodium, I replie...

  I have come to the conclusion That atoms are conniving Deceitful and untrustworthy Because they make up everything

  My Great Uncle is a scientist As well as a keen horticulturist Which is quite evident to see As he’s growing a chemistree

A world-renowned scientist Decided that he would utilize A beautiful knocker on his door And he won the No Bell prize

  Chemists and alchemists Are both of feminine gender Because one is an Ann Eliza And the other a Charlotte Ann

My father-in-law is a Physicist Who is oblivious to culinary tips He is too focussed on his work So, he lives on Fission chips 

If scientists were ever to achieve success In a cross breeding in which they would exult, Between a rabbit’s foot and some poison ivy ...

  If botanists were to achieve success A cross germination in which to exult Between poison ivy and a four-leaf clover A rash of good ...

  This is a public information message The information is for everyone Kindly heed this important warning   If you wish to heat or coo...

Scientists have completed a study And transfusions of Chicken blood Are more beneficial medically   The positive side effects are th...

  Physicists pose important questions Beneath the Swiss mountain slopes With their large Hadron collider And when for the answers they...

  If scientists were ever to achieve success In a cross breeding in which they would exult, Between a rabbit’s foot and some poison ivy ...

  Artificial Intelligence is being explored By science, despite its inadvisability But then education and inquisitiveness Are no defen...

  A number of Chemists were taken ill And try as we might we couldn’t Helium And because we were unable to Curium The only thing we co...

  Did you hear oxygen Is going out with magnesium The first atom asked OMg said the second atom

  It is perfectly clear to most of us That atoms are the most conniving Deceitful and untrustworthy Because they make up everything