72 Miles From The Sea

  I had two Exams today, English Oral Followed by the French equivalent one They were both hard, the only difference Being the additio...

  “Why are you always such a dirty little oik?” The prefect asked “You are the dirtiest pupil by far, Look at me, I’m always clean and...

  “Give me a sentence starting with “I”“ The teacher asked young Annette “I is...” she began but teacher interrupted “No, always say, ...

  The teacher said “your essay on “My cat” Is exactly the same as your brother Matt’s, Did you copy his work for your story?” “No, mis...

  A teacher held a spelling bee and asked “Kyle, how do you spell “crocodile?”“ “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” he said “No, that's not the wa...

  My brother-in-law is from Stratford He went to Shakespeare's school No of course he didn’t know him He was in the year above you fo...

The primary school teacher asked Name something, we have today Ellie That we didn’t have ten years ago Ellie replied immediately, “Me”...

  My cross-eyed teacher was sacked The governors have no scruples They said it wasn’t her disability But that she couldn't control...

I used to start an awful lot of fights When I was at school, I was a bully But I had attention deficit disorder So, I didn’t finish th...

  If you want to score at school Then the person to see To fulfil all your needs Is the supply teacher obviously

  “It’s your own time you’re wasting” But no one listens to the teacher So, when option time came around I went and signed up for medi...

  In the corridors at my school We were allowed to run There was a simple explanation, We didn’t have a gymnasium

  Something happened at school today Which has shaken us up a bit We had an issue with the register As two of our teachers were on it

  I was bullied very badly at school To it, my mind reluctantly returns, I was hospitalized on one occasion With full thickness Chines...

On my very first day at primary school I handed, as instructed, a letter to my teacher It was addressed to “whom it may concern” And...

Samuel was late for School “It was the sign” in his defence he said The teachers asked what sign “The one that says, “Slow, School Ahe...

  Joshua did his multiplication Homework on the kitchen floor Because he was apparently Told not to use tables anymore

  When I was at school I signed up for Botany I thought any class about “bots” Is the one for me

  Our London school was awash With drugs of various kinds And it certainly wasn’t considered A punishment to do lines

  My son came rushing home from school With great excitement from the start “I’m in the play and I play a married man I said, "So...