72 Miles From The Sea

  I woke up this early morning And I have realised all my worst fears Because our new MP is an old classmate We used to call Tiny Te...

  I would like to kill the person Who said school days were fun I was taught by Birds of pray, More commonly known as nuns

  “Why are you always such a dirty little oik?” The prefect asked “You are the dirtiest pupil by far, Look at me, I’m always clean and...

Samuel was late for School “It was the sign” in his defence he said The teachers asked what sign “The one that says, “Slow, School Ahe...

  My pencil case is in love But not with a pencil But with two schoolbags It must be bi-satchel.

  When our class Visited the local farm We had a lovely day   And on the bus home We sang a song About our lovely day   The ...

Things have certainly changed Since I was a boy at school No one carried drugs or knives Not even the dumbest fool Any search of pup...

  Little Maya was talking to her teacher About Jonah and the Whale Her teacher said it was physically impossible and it was just a tale L...

  At the end of the day The teacher announces “There is a test tomorrow I will accept few excuses” “Only a nuclear war, Death or a...

It was an ordinary afternoon in 1970 when I was in the fourth year of Secondary School at Alexander Park Comprehensive School.   It had on...

  It was a blistering hot day in 1969 when the third year of Secondary School started, and Alexander Park Comprehensive School was heaving w...

  When I was a child  I thought my teacher was alright Because she cried When the class sang “Silent Night”

  When I was at school Our English teacher, Mrs Rowan Once asked of us as homework, During the half term holiday To memorize our fav...

  Are you wearing a reunion badge? No wonder you look depressed Steer clear of the class reunion It will just leave you distressed I...

“That billy goat’s beard looks like Palmer’s fanny” Wendy said out of the blue and giggled “What?” I said taken by surprise “Who’s? Rich...