72 Miles From The Sea

  Now I know I’ve reach rock bottom It must be due to my personality I just got in my car and I discovered And even the Satnav’s not t...

  My Satnav is a very helpful device But you don’t need to take its advice Sometimes you have to give it a rest Because it doesn’t alw...

  I bought myself a Satnav I got in the car, turned it on And I put it on my dash   And it told me where I was Like I didn’t know ...

  My Satnav has audible alarms They make each journey fraught So, I think I’ll trade it in And buy the silent sort

  My satnav is worse than my wife Telling me how to drive If the limit is thirty miles an hour It nags me, I’m doing thirty five

  I don’t have a Satnav I don’t need one in my life l have something better My Satnav is my wife

  When I ignored the Satnav I actually heard it scoff And when I said “I’ll go my way” It told me to sod off

  I’ve got to drive myself to Blackpool And I’ve not long passed my test Now I have to navigate my way around The cobbled motorways of...

  “I’ve been to Wales with Jane” I was told by my friend “Then tomorrow Jane and I Are going to Lands End” “And I will probably take...

  I want to get a Tom Tom Or any make of Satnav But my lady wife won’t hear of it Not all the time I have Her to map read for me A...