72 Miles From The Sea

  The toughest job that I ever had, was selling Doors, from door-to-door

Sometimes marketing Really confuses me For example “a free gift” Aren't all gifts free?

I was suspicious when he spoke As he sounded like a con man Because if Teflon is really non stick How does it stick to the pan? 

  A salesman tried it on with my wife And tried really hard to impress her With talk of his Vegan noodles, but She wasn’t fooled by th...

  Failure is not an option The salesman told me But he didn’t say it came As standard did he

  The door opened and I said “Ah madam Can I show you this carpet sweeper” “No” she replied “and don’t call me madam You make me sound l...

  The toughest job that I ever had, was selling Doors, from door-to-door