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Showing posts with label Salesman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salesman. Show all posts
Monday, 3 July 2023

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 4

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  The toughest job that I ever had, was selling Doors, from door-to-door
Tuesday, 16 May 2023

SOMETIMES MARKETING

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Sometimes marketing Really confuses me For example “a free gift” Aren't all gifts free?

I WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN HE SPOKE

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I was suspicious when he spoke As he sounded like a con man Because if Teflon is really non stick How does it stick to the pan? 
Wednesday, 10 May 2023

HARD SELL

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  A salesman tried it on with my wife And tried really hard to impress her With talk of his Vegan noodles, but She wasn’t fooled by th...
Friday, 3 March 2023

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

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  Failure is not an option The salesman told me But he didn’t say it came As standard did he
Tuesday, 23 August 2022

THE DOOR OPENED AND I SAID

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  The door opened and I said “Ah madam Can I show you this carpet sweeper” “No” she replied “and don’t call me madam You make me sound l...
Tuesday, 17 August 2021

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 4

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  The toughest job that I ever had, was selling Doors, from door-to-door
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