Showing posts with label Saint Patrick's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saint Patrick's Day. Show all posts
Friday, 11 August 2023

POTATOES ARE A STAPLE

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  Potatoes are a staple On St Patrick’s Day And mashed potatoes Are just Irish Guacamole
Thursday, 16 March 2023

AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY

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  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh
Wednesday, 15 March 2023

ARE YOU WEARING SHAMROCK?

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  Are you wearing shamrock? And Patrick is patron saint, but why? Did he drive the snakes out of Ireland? Or did he just have a great ...

ARE YOU WEARING A SHAMROCK?

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  Are you wearing a shamrock? Ireland’s national emblem The young clover symbol Displayed out of patriotism

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN?

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  Are you wearing green? My pretty young Coleen And that’s everything so? Well that’s nice to know And is an image to bewitch If y...

ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1

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  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

ON ST PATRICK’S DAY

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  On St Patrick’s Day You know an Irish rover Has had enough to drink When they’re Dublin over

I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY

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  I got very drunk on St Patricks Day So, I took a bus home to save any fuss This may not be a big deal to most But I had never before...

YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER

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  You can drink green beer On any St Patricks Day It counts as a vegetable And one of your five a day

THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY

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  The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day And I have always wondered why As they have three patron saints Perhaps Patrick had a better PR ...

ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2

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  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE

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  St Patrick’s Day is an excuse For girls to dress inappropriately That’s why St Patrick’s Day Is the best holiday for me

ST PATRICKS DAY FANCY DRESS

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My friend asked me What I was going to be For St Patrick’s Day I said “Drunk will do me”  

ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW

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St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few Acceptable times to wear body glitter When you have a reasonable expectation Of not being mist...

DRINK GREEN BEER

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  Drink green beer On St Patricks Day It will count as one Of your five a day

THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK

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  The feast day of Saint Patrick Is Ireland’s National Day When the Irish people Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day
Tuesday, 16 March 2021

ARE YOU WEARING A SHAMROCK?

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  Are you wearing a shamrock? Ireland’s national emblem The young clover symbol Displayed out of patriotism

AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY

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  At the St Patrick’s Day party A guy was playing the Ukulele But he didn’t know when to stop Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK

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  The feast day of Saint Patrick Is Ireland’s National Day When the Irish people Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

DRINK GREEN BEER

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  Drink green beer On St Patricks Day It will count as one Of your five a day