72 Miles From The Sea

  My seatbelt wouldn’t fasten I thought I had been tricked But couldn’t work out just how To do it up and then it clicked

  Are you wearing a seat belt? Well, you must as it’s the law Yes, I know its confining But not as much as a mortuary draw

Clunk click every trip Is the advice of the boffins Because your seat belt is never As confining as your coffin

  If seventy five percent of all Accidents happen or befall Within five miles of home say Why not move ten miles away